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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 11,164 notes

game of thrones | episodes 1-30

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lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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urulokid:

thatweirdosingingshowtunes:

urulokid:

do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film

i’ve never seen a marvel film what happens

i refuse to believe you are a real person 

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 21,536 notes

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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