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  3. herwhisperisthe-jyp:

    i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

    (via ladynitram)

     
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  5. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted”

    (Source: robertdowneysjr, via corpulentwallflower)

     

  6. ohgomen:

    seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

    you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

    and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

    (via its-not-the-end-princess)

     
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  8. inlifesansawins:

    why is it

    "no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

    and not

    "no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

    (Source: fabiansgoldwatches, via spoopy-festus)

     
  9. wtfeveridgaf:

    jumpingbutnotforjoy:

    Goth

    Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

    (Source: lysergicyugen, via psychothrills)

     
  10. iwasateenagefaery:

    joanne-and-deans-bacon:

    I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

    I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

    (Source: best-of-memes, via spookyjaaassh)